Texts are the new phone calls, and we're here for it. A quick message to the person you’re crushing on can make them laugh, turn them on, or keep the spark alive — from anywhere there’s cell service.  

If you want to elevate your text game and keep your special someone hooked, we have a script for that. The Quinn team did some digging so you can spend more time daydreaming and less time writing.   

Send one of these flirty texts for him, a playful text for her, or a cheeky text for them — you’ll thank us later.  

What to consider before sending a flirty text  

Flirting through texting is a fun way to connect with your crush or partner, but be mindful before you hit send. To make sure your flirty text message hits the mark, consider these elements:  

• Privacy and consent: Always respect the other person's boundaries, and ensure your texts align with the level of comfort you share in your relationship. Flirty texts should never be a source of discomfort.

• Context and relationship dynamics: Consider your conversation's context and your relationship dynamics. What someone might consider teasing or sexy banter in one context could easily lead to misinterpretation in another, so tread carefully. 

• Timing and receptiveness: When it comes to flirting, timing is everything. Always think about what the other person might be doing, and avoid sending flirty texts at inappropriate times, like during work hours or late at night when you know they’re trying to sleep. 

• Humor and sensitivity: Humor can be an easy way to break the ice, but never at the other person's expense. Don't let your flirting cross the line into insensitivity; keep it playful without being offensive.  

Funny texts to spark a chuckle  

Laughter is a sexual turn-on for many people, and a well-timed, witty text message joke might get your partner or no-strings hookup in the mood. Humor sparks joy in conversation, showing off your playful side and (hopefully) putting a smile on their face. A joke is also an excellent way to leave a lasting impression if you're casually dating.  

Try this compilation of flirty jokes to make them laugh, and add a few emojis for good measure:  

• Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at your photo, everyone else disappears.

• I must be a snowflake because I'm falling for you.

• Do you believe in love at first text, or should I send another one?

• Guess what I'm not wearing? Hint: It's not my smile.

• Want to come over? My folks are away. I've lived alone forever, but the offer still stands.

• I have three magic words for you: Tacos. On. Demand.

• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I a lot closer together.

• Freeze! You're under arrest for stealing my attention. 

• Describe your ideal type in three words. Hint: It sounds a lot like “You. Yes. You.”

• Is it hot in here, or do you just make me blush? 

• Are those your natural lips, or are you allergic to our incredible chemistry?

• Want to make plans? Any day ending in “Y” works for me.

• Do you think I'm attractive? Asking for a friend.

• Do you believe in destiny via text? If not, I'll keep messaging until you do.

• Your love is sweeter than gelato and totally guilt-free. 

Steamy texts to jumpstart the mood  

When the mood strikes, talking dirty via texting is an exciting way to get seductive. Depending on the mood and your relationship's boundaries, these messages can be PG-13, R-rated, or completely explicit. Couples love sexting when they’re miles apart; it leaves them eagerly anticipating what's to come (and it's way easier than writing erotica).  

These hot, flirty texts will get your S.O. all riled up:  

• I'm replaying our last night together over and over in my head, and I might have to touch myself. 

• My focus is off today. I can't think — I'm too busy daydreaming about all the dirty things I want to do to you. 

• Counting down the hours until tonight. I've got some special plans, and I can't wait to get you naked. 

• Is it hot in here, or is it just the thought of kissing you?

• I've been naughty today and probably deserve a spanking. Thoughts?

• I'm wearing that lingerie you like. Guess correctly, and you get a prize. 

• I dreamt about you last night, and I'd love to make it a reality tonight. 

• What's your sexual fantasy, and how can I help you fulfill it?

• I can't stop thinking about how you tease me. It's like you know exactly what I want.

• Let's describe exactly what we want to do to each other. You go first. 

• Every inch of me is missing every inch of you right now. 

• Planning our next session in my head, and it's getting hotter by the minute. Want to hear about it? 

• Tonight's forecast: 100% chance of me, you, and the new sex toy I just bought. 

• I can't stop biting my lip thinking about what you did to me last night. I'm so turned on. 

• Just so you know, I'm already thinking about rounds two and three.  

Good morning texts to help them start the day with a smile  

Starting someone’s day with a good morning text message will grab their attention. A sweet, thoughtful, or even sexy message or compliment can set the tone for the day and make your person feel special. If you're in the mood to flirt, send one of these options with an emoji when you wake up tomorrow morning:  

• Morning, [boyfriend/girlfriend/lover]. Remember to kick some ass today. 

• Thinking of you this morning. Let's make today better than yesterday.

• Woke up and instantly thought of you. Have the best day because you deserve it. 

• Good morning! Want a nude?

• Rise and shine! I miss you, [handsome/beautiful].  

• Good morning! Let's show the world what we're made of.

• Here's a morning reminder: you're cute, and I can't wait to see you. 

• Wake up! I had a sexy dream starring you, and I need to tell you all about it. 

• Good morning, sunshine. I hope you miss me as much as I miss you. 

• Up and at 'em! How are you feeling this morning on a scale of 1-10?

• How about we skip the morning coffee and cuddle instead?

• My first thought today? I have such a crush on you. 

• Morning, babe. I'm counting down the hours until I can feel you inside me again.

• Wake up! I need my morning dose of you, starting with a selfie. 

• Good morning! Just picturing you naked to start my day.  

Long-distance texts for the fonder-growing hearts  

If you and your partner are long-distance, text flirting is likely already part of your repertoire. Long-distance relationships thrive on plenty of communication, and when you can't see each other in person, chatting helps maintain intimacy and connection. To bridge the gap between you, try texting one of these messages:  

• I know we're miles apart, but you're still the one I think about when I wake up and go to sleep. 

• I know I can't be there to hug you right now, but imagine my arms around you. Tight.

• First thought in the morning? You. Last thought at night? Still you.

• Wish I could send myself to you in a text. For now, let's stick to words (and maybe photos). 

• I'm counting down the days until I get to see you again. Let's recreate our first date.

• If I could, I'd be knocking on your door right now. Imagine how good that would be. 

• Just a small text to say you're always on my mind. In the best way, all day, every day. 

• Still here, still yours. No matter how far apart we are. 

• Curled up next to you is my favorite place. I'm mentally there right now. Can you join me?

• There are so many things I want to do to you when we see each other. I can't wait. 

• If I say I miss you, will you move closer? 

• Who knew distance could make us even closer? You're my favorite human. 

• I'm dreaming about you every night. 

• Here's a virtual kiss, just for now. Trust me, it's a placeholder.

• Thinking of you is my new favorite hobby. Beats Netflix. 

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